⛧ Pentagonal Helvetica ⛧ | Short-Sleeve T-Shirt

Reaffirm Dr. LaVey’s forward-thinking Five-Point Program, Pentagonal Revisionism themed T-Shirt. Designed by Church of Satan Magister Kevin I. Slaughter of Underworld Amusements, this adversarial adaptation of the classic “Helvetica Ampersand List” design meme concisely conveys the current thrust of Satanic advocacy, and serves as a springboard to answer the perennial question, “What do Satanists do?”

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!